life of a truck driver

Man, was I lucky today. I got to drive on the same highway and in the same direction that the great, hallowed Barack Obama did. We only had to park on I-70 and wait for one half hour for him to get on the highway.

Isn't that man something? Can you imagine what kind of president he will make? What's that, you would rather not imagine that? How dare you because according to his campaign workers and his ministers he is the greatest thing living. You know that a minister would never say anything wrong about anyone and they have the last word when it comes to someone's character. They would never say anything offensive about anyone. Why the great William Clinton is willing to campaign for him and you know that is a true blessing for Obama, because Mr. Clinton is the scion of honor and trust. You can always trust every word he says and that is why he charges a fortune for his speeches, because he is the true champion of the downtrodden and poor. He would never lie to us especially about Obama.

I did my part to help the impoverished highway departments of the country and the poor needy oil companies last week. When I looked at my settlement and found that I had spent over $4000 for fuel I was extremely happy because I had made sure that I had paid my fair share of highway use taxes. Then when I realized that I paid over $200 for tolls in the same week I was ecstatic. It hurts my feelings when someone tells me I don't pay my fair share and now they can't say that, I can proudly show them my settlement statement and laugh at those poor misinformed people.

Wow, these poor car drivers are sure getting it hard aren't they? Why they are having to pay over $4 a gallon for gas and they shouldn't have to do that because they sit at their desks and slave all of 4-5 days a week. They put in their 40 hours a week slaving at a hot desk then have to contend with this. Of course they need to drive their cars to work and back home 50-100 miles a day. Who wants to ride that public transportation anyway? And why should they have someone else in their cars? Heck they need their own car with them so they can run errands in the evening and they can drive to lunch instead of having to brown bag it. If they had to car pool (shudder) it would limit them in what they can do.

Well, I hope life is treating well this day. I know that I am having a fine time and not having problems at all. May I wish all of you a joyous happy day.

Vaya con Dios, mis amigos. Hasta Luego

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